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      08-04-2011, 04:34 PM   #1
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How you drive = How good you are at sex

Seriously funny article and hilarious comments to boot

Does how you drive determine how good you are at sex?
Gentlemen, the way you drive is apparently a giveaway to women on how you'll, er, behave between the sheets. Thus spake Hoda Kotb, co-host of the Today show's 73rd hour, who will never look at cab drivers the same way again.

Are your driving moves all jerky; are you constantly thrusting in and out of traffic? Are you the clumsy type all thumbs and apologies? Or are you a smooth operator behind the wheel, deftly caressing the road until it yields to your soft but firm touch, then skilfully building to a screaming climax?

Yeah, Hoda. Thanks for adding another layer of performance anxiety to our lives.