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      11-22-2011, 09:22 PM   #150
WOPALX
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Aussie Lovers - Best in the world?

The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her
body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made
her scream, non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made
her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Australian fellow said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I massaged my
wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body
with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long
hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Voila ! Sacre Bleu !! Phenomenal!!!

How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
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