If you didn't live a solid 4 hours away I would race you just for the hell of it. Regardless of who wins...I just have a good time competing.
If you beat me 3/3 times though...You have to race me on foot at any distance. 40yd. 100yd. 400m. 1mi. or 3mi.
I would match your 20 dollars and use towards the beer and wings after were done.
PS: Sorry you didn't like the dog.