So yesterday I manned up and went to Home Depot and bought 2 cans of plasti dip and painters tape. The result is no more ugly faded chrome trim, it took about 2 hrs total for both sides. Definitely not perfect but looks 100x better to me.
While I was doing this in the garage because it was too windy outside a bee decided to come in and try to sting me. With my plasti dip loaded I sprayed it and the result was the first ever plasti dipped bee.