Yep... I'm in Davenport. We only want it to look like no one lives here, so no one wants to move here. We don't like outsiders... err... umm... No one lives here. Really I live in Chicago. Move there. Just keep flying over eastern Iowa. I still can get to work in 5 mins.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~Albert Einstein