I'm not, she doesn't have fake boobs and since i'm in for 22 years so far I am comfortable still being married.
Besides, she would cut me off on photography equipment,BMWs and as an afterthought old enough to be your mom. Kinda creepy?
As an afterthought I thought I'd go through my library.
This came up.
"A wedding night to remember. Oh snap! I don't because I was too fucked up."
It got much more worse than this
and I loved having my camera that night.