Sixties Drag Racer
Drives: 2011 Cashmere Silver 528i
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Decatur, IL - USA
Pray that this does not come to pass....
This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events
And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land
called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will
to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known
as The One
He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but he
hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you. My lack of
experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my
association with evildoers are of no consequence. I shall save you with hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all has been built must be destroyed.
And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what The One would
do, he had promised that it was good; and they believed. And The One said,
"We live in the greatest country in the world.
Help me change everything about it!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!" Then he said, "We are
going to tax the rich fat-cats."
And the people said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth."And the people said, "Show us the money!"And then he said, "redistribution of wealth is good for everybody, its the Socialist way
And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my
money and to give it to the deadbeats??"
And The One ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were
hacked and publicized. One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was banished from the kingdom.
Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having
zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical
And The One said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and
show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat
our weapons into free cars for the people!"
Then The One said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."
And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes."
So The One said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!" And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
Then The One said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your
And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed. and he
"I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise
the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited healthcare and
medicine and transportation to the clinics."
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?
Then The One said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity
rates will skyrocket!"
And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we
don't care for that part about higher electric rates."
So The One said, Not to worry. If your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!" Then he said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing...
"And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.
Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like
unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
The bank banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl.
And more of the people were without a means of support.
Then The One said, "I am The One- The Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto him. "Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more... And The One said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!" And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.
Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you
shall play by our rules!"
And the people cried out, Alas, alas!!What have we done? But yea verily,
it was too late.
The people set upon The One and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung.
And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were
without sustenance, shelter or hope.
And the Change The One had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlpool that consumed all that they had built.
And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
Give us back our nation, our pride and our hope!!
But it was too late and their homeland was no more.
– Yes….., this is too true to be funny! Tragic, but not funny; tragic but true.
She really tells it like it is. We all care about our country (Repubs and Dems) and what is happening to it. You may think this is a fairy tale, but its not. Its happening RIGHT NOW and will continue to happen 4 more years
. Hopefully it will still be around after that
IF YOU CAN'T SEE THIS HAPPENING...............................
JUST RUB YOUR EYES AND BLINK AND CLICK YOUR HEALS TOGETHER A FEW MORE TIMES REALLY GOOD.
Mspeasl - Central Illinois - USA
My Garage: 2011 - Cashmere Silver Metallic BMW, 528i (Delivered 17 January 2011)
2008 - Radiant Red Toyota, M6 'X-Runner' (Delivered 15 November 2007)
1957 - Chevrolet Bel Air 2dr Coupe' Drag Car (2nd Owner since 1964)
1947 - Chevrolet Sport Master Coupe' Street Rod (2nd Owner since 1974)