Arrest him (wrongfully or otherwise), take him to a private plane at an airport instead of a police station, fly him out to wherever and then come back home accidently forgetting him.
Then say "oops".
Let's be real - Mr. Qatada will probably have been delivered the biggest arse-whooping in history before the letters IPCC reach his ears!
Just a suggestion...
On a side note, one hopes that the generosity of the judge and British system will inspire Mr. Qatada to be more grateful. Despite aggrevating the public passion, the judge is correct with regards to sending him back to Jordan (or anywhere else in most of the Muslim world for that matter). Corruption is bound to be rife on such a high profile case - and any judgement coming out of Jordan probably won't be fair.
Last edited by NightVisitant; 11-16-2012 at 01:02 PM.