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      11-27-2012, 08:14 AM   #58

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Originally Posted by shah269 View Post
so I ended up making an excuse that I had something come up and just gunned it.

you...hand over your man card? What are you one of those crazy asian/indian/arab types that is scared of getting their dick wet?
leave your wallet in the freaking car pick up a rubber and a cell phone and go get laid! WTF!
I just had one of those last minute "what if I end up getting f*cked over like those stories you always hear about" moments. I've had my fair share... it's just this time it didn't seem like it was worth it to end up as another statistic.

Originally Posted by MP0WER View Post
Had something similar happen as well when i was in Vegas. It was obvious that these two girls were out trying to work someone out of their wallet. I was there for the weekend and didn't bring hardly anything with me. They bought me a couple of drinks all the while talking all this kinky shit. Bout an hour goes by and i'm like so are we going to go back to my room and fuck or what? They were both game so we went up there. One starts stripping down while the other one was "in the bathroom", obviously looking for valuables. You could see that after 5 minutes and getting down bra and panties she looked a little panicked and called for the other girl. Other girl comes out of the bathroom and started stripping while the other one continued the search. This one gets down to just panties and the other girl comes back out. At this point i'm acting drunk (i'm not) and getting my hands all over them. I figured any minute now they would haul ass seeing that anything of value i had was put into the safe before i left that night. To my surprise, both chicks get butt naked and they start going at it with each other. The second stripper girl stops, grabs her purse off the night table and pulls out a condom. She throws me the purse trying to be all tough and sexy while she motions for me to "come here" with the condom. As i put her purse down i notice a small caliber handgun in it. Being that i'm drunk, i stumbled and was able to get the handgun out and slide it between the box spring and mattress as i'm standing up. I get up next to her on the bed and she puts the condom on my junk and gives me her ass doggie style as she goes back down on the other girl. You don't have to ask me twice. Pounding that ass for a bit and figured why not get some of the other chick. The purse girl was willing to trade off but the other chick seemed timid. While crawling across the bed to stick it in the other girl the purse girl is franticly going through here purse. I ask her what the problem is and she said she lost something. At that time i had my hand on her pistol and whipped it out asking her if that's what she was looking for?!?! The look on their faces was priceless. I just wish i could have seen the look on their faces as i backdoored the both of them at gun point. After blowing my wad on the purse girl's face i kicked them both out of my room fully naked, only shoes. Took nearly $500 out of the other girls purse and found another $1200 in the purse girl's bra just before i dropped all their crap in a dumpster at the construction site near the hotel. Wiped down the pistol and buried it in the bottom of the ice maker on another floor. If you're wondering, yes; this is a complete fabrication. It also stands as an example of what the OP needs to write rather than, "seemed weird so i gunned it...."

Got it OP, make something up that is more interesting to read than you bailing on what could have been the greatest night of your life.
You had me going there for a bit MP0WER! I wish mine could have been as interesting as yours. I just found the non-public and rather unconventional pickup kind of strange. If it had happened any other way, I would have probably kept it to myself and enjoyed the pleasurable experience

Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
I haven't checked the black market lately, what's a kidney fetch these days in the Eastern block?

I was figuring she'd ask you out but then YOU would pay for dinner as she went to the ladies' room to freshen up.
Oh man you have no idea. I was totally expecting that to happen because she did actually head to the bathroom after we ate. Fortunately she came back in time and even though I offered to pay for dinner, she kept her word

Originally Posted by TMNT View Post
Yea she was going to rob you. She was trying to get you back to her place where her friends were probably waiting for you.

There was a reason her car stood there for so long. She was debating whether or not to go after you.

As with all things in life, if it sounds too good to be true, its probably a scam.

The trick would have been to say, "how about we go to my place instead" and if she hesitated and/or said no, then you know to GTFO.
That's the thing. I just didn't know what to expect and that's all that was going around in my mind. I thought I had her figured out from the dinner, but who knows if it was my d*ck doing the figuring out or my brain. I'm just glad I got out and that I can set the stage if we meet up again.