Day didn't start well with both fucking weans getting up and screaming at the crack of dawn. 4 hours of Fireman Sam before I got to palm them off on the wife. Spent the next hour fitting a new PIR light at the back door which still doesn't fucking work. Took a trip to Homebase to get a solar powered light for the driveway. Opened it up at home to check it was working only to discover some absolute cunthammer had stole the battery pack out of the box so looks like another trip to cuntbase tomorrow.
Rounded the night off by watching my mate get the shite kicked out of him for 3 rounds resulting in his first ever loss on that promotion in over 10 years fighting. Not a good fucking day. But thanks for asking.