Anyways looks like my work here is done.
Fair well you initially shocking selection of wheel thread. Whilst I have not been able to save you, I have tried to make you more presentable. So that you would not feel out of place next to all the other wheel threads. So that when judgmental human BMW enthusiasts look upon you they will say... "wow that is an average, slightly amusing yet somewhat satisfactory thread".
Go forth now my friend. And immerse yourself in the incomprehensibly vast cyber lake that is E90post.