Originally Posted by A_P
Strap wrench filter out. syringe sample. Refit filter strap wrench. Clean hands. Eat dinner. Sex. Sleep.
Enough of that strap-on malarkey and sex, you've shown us your dark side!
No strap wrench required, just a 36mm socket iirc
But in hindsight, I think the fishtank pipe and shoving it down the dipstick tube, suck up oil while observing the tube so it doesn't come up into your gob would be the easier option.