Jesus...don't get me started. I have read so much in the above that I can relate to....
Seat positions and supports (I have to periodically deflate and inflate the lumber nd side supports just so I know they're OK!)
No mess or dirty carpets
Worn or shiny steering wheels are a no no (I have to replace....my SLS wheel is just in the acceptable side of OK)
Theres the stuff in the house!
Current: '11 Merc SLS AMG | '14 BMW M3 F80
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