Tesco burger walks into a bar
Burger: Pint please
Barman: I can't hear you
Burger: Sorry, I'm a little horse
I just checked the sell by date on my Tesco burgers. And they're off.
Just placed a cheeky bet on Tesco's Finest in the 3.15 at Cheltenham.
News just in: Traces of unicorn found in Waitrose burgers.
And those Aldi horse burgers were nice but I prefer My Lidl Pony.
Boom, boom. I'm here all week...