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      01-16-2013, 05:43 AM   #1
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Breaking news...

Tesco burger walks into a bar
Burger: Pint please
Barman: I can't hear you
Burger: Sorry, I'm a little horse

I just checked the sell by date on my Tesco burgers. And they're off.

Just placed a cheeky bet on Tesco's Finest in the 3.15 at Cheltenham.

News just in: Traces of unicorn found in Waitrose burgers.

And those Aldi horse burgers were nice but I prefer My Lidl Pony.

Boom, boom. I'm here all week...