If I worked there and all the customers were like that I'd have to have trousers especially tailored to accept my permanent hard-on.
They probably have 1,000 applicants for every job opening.
"How much does the pay?"
Gone but not forgotten:
325i M Sport (E92), Black Sapphire, Coral Red Dakota, 19" 225's, Seat Heating, 6FL and de-badge
Replaced by 6.2 litres of AMG powered C class.