Speaking of
Belgium , I have a little thought experiment. I don't know why I thought of this, I guess this is what the forum has done to me.
Suppose you are given the option of flying
C5driver to Belgium on your dime for a week of endless love making. The cost isn't important, but we'll call it not insignificant for these purposes.
This presents you with two options:
1) You will spend intimate time with a beautiful, successful woman who shares your passion for fine automobiles. It's a vacation intertwined in the bedroom. Perhaps she'll even plan a return trip after you show her the best side of Belgium.
Or...
2) Your suspicions are proven to be true, and you spend a week getting bent over a barrel and shown the fifty states by a shaved-legged man with fantastic grip strength. Your only consolation is that you both find common ground in your dislike of the tax situation in your countries.
Do you buy the ticket?