Funny and borderline ghey thing like that happened to me once.
I used to work for a baseball agent and after a Dodgers game vs the Astros, years ago, I walk into the Astros locker room and there standing directly in front of me in Derek Bell total necked and trust you me, that guy would make a horse look small. No I don't swing that way, but when a guy has a third leg hanging off his crotch 2 feet in front of you, it's hard not to miss, I had to jump out of the way to avoid being hit by the thing...
