I spotted some quality clownage yesterday in a customers car park;
I had my car parked right outside the front door - when I came outside an almost identical car was parked next to mine (sapphire black M Sport, 225m wheels) although he had clownage ///M badge on the back. Yuck.
Gone but not forgotten:
325i M Sport (E92), Black Sapphire, Coral Red Dakota, 19" 225's, Seat Heating, 6FL and de-badge
Replaced by 6.2 litres of AMG powered C class.