The wife came home and announced, "I've got some good news and some bad news."
"What's the bad news?" I asked.
"I'm leaving you," she said.
"Are you deaf, as well as fat?" I said, "I wanted the bad news."
E92 M3, Jerez Black, Fox Red Novillo, 19'' M Double Spoke, folding mirrors, lumbar support, front seat heating, PDC, USB, DAB, EDC, Bluetooth, Logic 7, High Gloss Shadowline, big smile