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      06-06-2010, 05:02 PM   #22
RagingKileak
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Drives: Modified Alpine White E92 335i
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Yorkshire

iTrader: (2)

Man with unsightly hair to rear seeks fun loving, blonde, not too bright girl 18-22 for aerobatics, fast driving and dealing with somewhat fortuitous mid life crisis. Must have GSOH and no fear of death from air crash. If possible, should swallow to avoid ruining shared, bright red leather seats.

Apply H.Arse, Stansted. Texts with boobie pictures will take priority.

Matt

PS - this is not meant to read like I'm being a dick. Nice work!