Raging - most interesting post in ages!
When I sell my car I shall advertise it as "fully unloaded" and be done with it. I have the essentials we need - leather, a sunroof, rear sun blinds, some sort of storage pack, foldable rear headrests, wheels, an engine and some windows.
LOL at Lexus "fully loaded" claims...
E91 335d SE Touring
Also Land Rover Puma Defender 110 XS station wagon