Awesome pics buddy.
You want to be mad but you can't help but smile.
They know they've done wrong, but it's almost as if they've said to each other "Sh!t, they're opening the door! You look sheepish, I'll look dumbfounded as if I have no idea what happened and we can pull this off, trust me".
Not sure that it was what the camera was invented for, but these are the best sort of shots you can get - priceless.
Gone but not forgotten:
325i M Sport (E92), Black Sapphire, Coral Red Dakota, 19" 225's, Seat Heating, 6FL and de-badge
Replaced by 6.2 litres of AMG powered C class.