In my personal opinion, if you're going to THAT sort of extremes then you should just leave the seats out, put a set of cages in and a race bucket seat.
The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!