Facts of Life ... Famous Peoples Quotes
"Having $ex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen!
"Bi$exuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase $exual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." Lynn Lavner
"$ex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bi tch." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral $ex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour)
"Women need a reason to have $ex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a peni$, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
"$ex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde
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