Well I don't care how many times 335diesel uses " ", I'm mortally offended and I'll do my best to knock him off his bike next time I'm in Cornwall. BTW, my bike has got 84 gears, how many has yours got? I've also got a digital watch with 26 functions (if you include the light).
An online conversation like this will always turn a bit tetchy because face to face you'd know the six pot owners weren't being cocks. Well not much anyway. On a forum it's just text and wide open to misinterpretation. And I'd like to say I've got a 320d on the way and this thread hasn't offended me in the slightest.