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      06-21-2011, 01:30 AM   #142
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A fat bird served me food in McDonalds at lunch time, she said ' sorry about the wait ' I said ' don't worry, you'll lose it eventually '

I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today.. Apparently the instruction ' finish off on her face ' didn't mean What I thought it did

The weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself ' she'll be lucky with a face like that!'
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