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      06-29-2011, 09:15 PM   #145
WOPALX
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Taxes

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Australia they decided to send it to Julia Gillard. (Australian PM).

Gillard was so amused that she instructed her secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 note. She thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 note and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Canberra and that red headed, fat arsed bitch took $95 in taxes.
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