Bigsy, long time no speak.
Apologies for not maintaining contact with you over the last year or so. It's been a busy time, probably more for me than you, based on comments on here & the effects they could be having on your company's sales. It has been a difficult time for all of us over the last couple of years. It got to the point where even Ed has had to cut down on his food intake. He took up Anorexia nervosa. I told him he couldn't just decide to do that, but he told me Carl & Will betted he couldn't do it, so he decided to show them. Unfortunately, he lost the bet after 3 hours, when he was caught munching simultaneously on 4 of Tony's 24oz 'diet' burgers. Consequently, Tony's restaurant now seems to have hit a shortage of fresh beef deliveries & Ed has put on 2 stone 4lbs.
So, I hope we can try to improve customer confidence in "Big Motoring World Group, selling Second hand used BMWs, for sale in Kent, BMW 1 Series, 3 Series, 5 Series, 6 Series, 7 Series, X3 M3 Z3 Z4".
It's nice to see the new members springing up on here from time to time, all wanting to post on this thread straight away. It's funny how they try to 'slate' your company initially, trying to gain some confidence with the 'old boys' on here, then trying to 'big you up', Bigsy.
I was at a comedy night a couple of months ago & the comedians were quite good, but I reckon your family, friends & staff could do a lot better. They've made me chuckle many times, but it's a shame they don't keep posting for longer, so we can become friends with them. Will & Ed made the suggestion of forming the comedy trio, 'The Chuckle Buggers', over a drunken Christmas party last year, consisting of the three of you, Bigsy. I told them you were far above that sort of thing, but they wouldn't let it rest. I told them that their jokes were complete & utter cr*p & I laugh more when Carlos loses the keys on his laptop keyboard. I think they felt a bit gutted when I said that, because they both then started crying in front of me, in front of another 30 guests in the restaurant. A quick slap of their faces & they were back to their abnormal selves in no time. The other diners wanted us all to carry on with the act. Not wanting to disappoint them, after a good 3 minutes of punching & slapping various parts of their bodies, I think we left the restaurant with £21 in Pound coins, €11, $6, 3 VIP invites to Spearmint Rhino & an invitation to take part in a comedy night at the 99Club, Leicester Square.
However, if you are up for a bit of comedy improvisation, just get in touch with them at
edandwill@weknowsweetfaaboutcomedybu...owandagain.com.
I was thinking for a good long 17 seconds yesterday about the events which will be occurring this year & how the E90Post UK forum members could really try & become friends with Big Motoring World, where you can "pick up used BMW X5 Series at Big Motoring World Kent as well as used BMW 1 Series at Big Motoring World Kent". As we've been a little 'shy' with each other over the last year or so, I thought we could discuss these thoughts of mine, Bigsy.
I'm not sure if anyone's told you, Bigsy, but there's the Queen's Diamond Jubilee taking place this year, as well as the London Olympics. If we can put our heads together, we could come up with something to promote & celebrate the beauty that is the "Big Motoring World Group, selling Second hand used BMWs, for sale in Kent, BMW 1 Series, 3 Series, 5 Series, 6 Series, 7 Series, X3 M3 Z3 Z4" & E90Post UK forum relationship. What do you say, Bigsy? Will had the idea of knocking together more than just our heads, but it just sounded painfully disgusting, so I decided to ignore his suggestion, for now.
For one thing, the forum consists of enough people in places that count. With Tony's knowledge & the backhanders that he's owed, Carl's dad's wonga & Will & Ed's combined abusive abilities, it's conceivable that the
route of the Olympic Flame could be 'modified' to pass further east, towards "Big Motoring World Group, selling Second hand used BMWs, for sale in Kent, BMW 1 Series, 3 Series, 5 Series, 6 Series, 7 Series, X3 M3 Z3 Z4" & it could then continue westwards along London Road, to it's original stop at Borough Green.If we can sort this out now, Bigsy, can you imagine the trade you're going to end up with?
The Diamond Jubilee is also an event which could push your company further still. An interview with Her Majesty outside a place where you can "pick up used BMW X5 Series at Big Motoring World Kent as well as used BMW 1 Series at Big Motoring World Kent", with the BBC, Sky & CNN filming would be enough to rocket you way over the likes of Sytner. With a well-organised street party located on your doorstep, you could be looking at the biggest 'big time' of all, Bigsy.
Now, we both know how difficult it can be to organise a really good street party, but the forum is exceedingly lucky to have a whole load of members with the required skills. Take James, for example. He & Heston Blumenthal (some celebrity chef) are so close, you couldn't slide a straw between their lips. I reckon Jimbo could provide one of Heston's 'Diamond Jubilations' for the party. No problem there.
As for Tony, well, it goes without saying that he is the master chef of the forum. With an hour's notice, he has the ability to knock up a 24-course meal for several dozen people.
Carl's a funny boy. His stories are enough to keep you in stitches for a long time. Ed was once laughing at one of Carl's apparent jokes for so long, he did end up being taken to the hospital for stitches. We later found out that it wasn't a joke at all, but something that did actually happen to Carl once, well, a few times really.
Will's skills go without saying, but I'll tell you anyway. He's able to bend spoons, apparently, but I've never actually seen him do that. Others tell me he's more skilled at spooning benders, but I don't want to go there. He's also a very reliable individual. I once asked him to stop posting 'man train' icons on the forum & I'm happy to say he did as I asked. Unfortunately, he's now posting far more disturbing high resolution photos & HD videos. Such is life.
Ed's abilities are known to most restaurant owners around southern England. As far as I know, the vast majority of 'eat as much as you like' establishments around West London are now out of business, simply as a result of one visit from Ed. He's just a big softie, really.
The final event which I wanted to discuss with you Bigsy, is the
Diamond Jubilee Concert. I'm sure it'll be a great event, but whats's stopping us creating our own concert? With the collective contributions of both of our members, we could potentially create 'OlympiDiamondJubilation'. I've got a big smile on my face just thinking about it, Bigsy. You must be drooling over it, no?
Buckingham Palace may well have Shirley Bassey, Alfie Boe, Jools Holland, Jessie J, JLS, Elton John, Tom Jones, Lang Lang, Annie Lennox, Madness, Paul McCartney, Kylie Minogue, Cliff Richard, Ed Sheeran and Stevie Wonder in front of it on June 4th. But what's that, when you've got Ed & Will plucking their banjos, Tony strumming on his bass, Carl knocking the drums to death & Steve A pretending he's a p*ssed up Ian Brown. No contest, surely.
Anyway, I've got Easter eggs & stuff to eat this weekend, so I'm going to leave you to think about my thoughts, Bigsy. Please think about my propositions carefully, because we could make this really big, as Will once said to Ed with a piece of sandpaper in his hand. With a good plan, we could be laughing, as are most of the forum members already, I'm sure.
Happy Easter Bigsy & please pass on the E90Post forum's best wishes to the rest of the boys & girls in your "Big Motoring World Group, selling Second hand used BMWs, for sale in Kent, BMW 1 Series, 3 Series, 5 Series, 6 Series, 7 Series, X3 M3 Z3 Z4" office, posting on here & pretending to be some of your 'happy' customers.
Also, we need to celebrate hitting over 140,000 views of this thread now. You must be very pleased, Bigsy.
Viv