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      08-13-2012, 02:44 PM   #1
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Say your kid brings up a "handsome" woman

I'm not a father THANK GOD! So I have never had a problem with this. But as a kid growing up mom had 3 rules for her three sons.

1) No single moms!
2) No fat chicks!
3) No slobs!

These rules were enforced with an iron spoon! If any one of us even contemplated or contemplated contemplating it we got a rather large spoon to the back of the head! She just use to slap us, and she has rings on all fingers, until she said our heads got too hard and it hurt her hand.

This "rigid" reinforcement taught all of us to not date fat sloppy messes. Which for me is ok but apparently it offends some which I don't care too much about.
But the question came up the other day what would I do if my kid...if I were to have one...came home with a sloppy mess...what would I do!?

I gave it lots of thought....I think I would have to have a little talk with the little bastard about what was he thinking when he brought home that fat sloppy mess!

What would you do? In my mind I would much rather have my kid go gay than date a fat sloppy mess!
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