Even though this thread started off with a tale of woe it's turned into an absolutely cracking thread (better than the 'what fucking car Steve's just bought' thread anyhow
).
Matt, make sure you let us know when all your new gear turns up as I reckon it'll be a piece of piss to rob you now you've told us the best ways to rob you undetected
. Oh, don't set-up your alarm just yet fella
.