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as someone who gets a massage once a week at least, pitching a tent is almost inevitable. massage chick has seen it 1329847123 times before. i had a neighbor that was a massage therapist and said it doesn't even bother her anymore. now as far as the free jerk is concerned, that's inevitable, too. she doesn't want your dong, she wants a cash tip at the end.
whenever i get wood, i usually just display it with honor. i got major wood in china during a massage and told the little chinalady "wow you're doing such a good job, you made my dick stiff as a board!" of course, she had no clue what i was saying, but i'm sure she would have laughed.
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