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The only things I can think of are:
1) a lifesized Carlos cardboard cutout to site on the passengers seat. We all drive round with one in the car and thereby make ourselves instantly recognisable. If any non-e90post people ask "who the f**k is that ugly bloke", you can simply tell them that you nicked it from outside Blockbusters while you were out, last week.
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2) a black hawk down style gaffer tape cross on the roof. However, this is perhaps not advisable in certain areas of Lincolnshire.
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3) We invent a "on a flat and level surface" jesture to use as the other driver passes (similar to the "Close Encounters" hand gesture). This is my favourite, as it's very subtle. If you're in the car with the missus, and she asks, "Did you just wave at that other BMW, you internet saddo", you can easily get away with, "No. Cramp".
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