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you have to be kidding me.
Do yourself a favor. Go see your mother and slap her in the face and tell her that she did a shitty job at raising you.
Next, go see your father and kick him in the nutts, a few times, to make sure he doesn't get a chance to inseminate another female stupid enough carry his offspring.
And last, but not least, you should consider going to school. I know you don't and don't think that you need it since daddy is rich enough to buy you an average German car but you might want to consider it if you don't want to spend your life seeking approval and suffering from anxiety attacks.
Now, since I'm not all the way insensitive, if you simply forgot to take your neuroleptics please take a minute and walk downstairs and the maid will give you a hand.
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