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Originally Posted by Carolyn0944
<<SNIP>>
> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page
> report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet
> printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
> says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.'
>
>
> 'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one
> of my calves,' says Bud.
>
<<SNIP>>
>
> 'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy.
> 'You showed up here even though nobody called
> you; you want to get paid for an answer I
> already knew, to a question I never asked. You
> tried to show me how much smarter than me you
> are; and you don't know a thing about
> cows...this is a herd of sheep. . . .
>
>
>
> Now give me back my dog.
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I guess California ranchers don't know the difference between cows and sheep any more than Congressmen. Bet the congressman was from California, too.