Ok, sorry for never following up. I just got too busy and eventually forgot about this thread. Here are some pics of my 330xi, in all of her stock glory!
Here she is, getting her first detail, Menzerna products FTW! Also, the garage is not usually that messy!
After (sorry for the driveway shots, a full photo shoot will come eventually):
Blacklines, also FTW
Now she is debadged