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      03-17-2011, 06:57 AM   #61
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Originally Posted by dxb335d View Post
I'm sorry my company let you down. We sent you a midget woman
for your stag do when you actually ordered a midget, amputee man.

I apologize for the way the receptionist spoke to you when you called
to express Your dissatisfaction with our sexual services.

As a good will gesture I will send you 6 midget-men with extra large strap on's for two weeks to make up for the pain I have caused you.


Please continue to use my company.

Www.dwarfamputeesessions.com


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