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      08-21-2013, 10:39 PM   #181
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Drowning in Brisbane

Brisbane Police reported finding a man's body floating in the Brisbane River, near the Story Bridge. The man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excess alcohol consumption, combined with a drug overdose. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a “Rudd for PM in 2010” t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.


Police removed the Rudd t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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