Can I play too?
I like my objects reasonably understated. The watch isn't gigantic on my wrist like a lot of the ones I've seen in this thread. It's very teutonic - it does the job it was engineered to to, without flashiness or gaudiness. The knife is exactly the same. If you know what you're looking at then you'll appreciate them just that little more.
I'm not saying I don't appreciate those other watches - they're beautiful and functional, with some amazing engineering behind them. They're just not for me - I wear boots to the office.