For all those who have asked me "how did you relocate the EVAP can?".....
I cut the OEM vacuum/fuel/whatever hose, ran an extension using female to female adapters and fuel hoses, some hose clamps, and screwed it into my frame (visible in pictures #2 and #4). The hoses were literally cut, then extended. The stock wiring harness should be long enough if you cut open the wire loom.
That's as much info as I can give. It's not too difficult. It makes sense once you poke your head under the car and take a look.
This will probably be my last post on e90post, as I have sold my car two weeks ago and replaced it with a 2013 GS350. Thanks for everything, guys