Hmm...not sure why I'm having such a hard time with this. I can't even get the two black dots to light up yet

Followed the install instructions to a T (using Windows 7 64-bit with an ebay/shipped from USA cable). I also went over this thread countless times and tried a few fixes but still nothing:
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=480261

No errors appear until I start trying to enter the E90, etc. modules. I'm gonna give the install a go on my old Windows XP laptop and see if I get the same results...