lol but seriously FUCK pets. My family doesnt have one (thank god) but I remember having to take care of my cousin's 2 dogs last summer. All they do is shit all over the house, piss whenever the fuck they feel like it, and EAT. Honestly I dont see the benefit of pets. They aren't cute, they dont help in any way (unless you are blind), and they are just an inconvenience. If I ever own a pet, I'd become Michael Vick 2.0