Friends that are girls: Dont like to go out. Wont dance on the dance floor with me. Shy girls. Girls who date guys that I dont get along with.
Friends that are guys: Boring guys. Guys that arent into sports or cars.
Boyfriends: Bad teeth, not fit, baby mama drama (wont date a guy with luggage) guys that smoother me. Shorter than 5'11. Small penis. Guys who are passive
Pets: pets who think my heels are chew toys!!
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