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      04-30-2018, 12:46 PM   #4
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Daughter (7) has some slime thing, she got.

think it's called silly putty / slime

she put the two words together as she was sitting on my lap playing with the slime, saying "daddy look SLUTTY"

double take "what did you say" as I wasn't really paying much attention.

"It's slutty"

"Slime, Putty.... slutty"

"Dont say that... that's actually a real word, you made up and it's a bit rude"

"OK"


Can anyone top that ?
We were at an Audi dealership there and our then tiny kid heard me tell the salesman to fuck off at the end of the conversation. The child thought that meant good bye. It took a few week to teach the kid to say goodbye instead.
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