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Not the child, but the wife to the child.
Child keeps leaving wife's hairbrush downstairs, this annoys wife, she wants to use it in the morning upstairs. Child keeps saying she'll put it back upstairs when done in the morning but never does.
Cooking supper in the kitchen this evening and I hear 'CHILD! If you leave my hair brush downstairs one more time, it's going up your bottom'
'but mummy, you won't will you? It won't fit'
'Anything fits if you're brave enough'...
'OK'
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