[phistyle]

douche alert? I'm sooo cool since I checkmate Audis' with my popped collar polos and park all the way in the back of a park lot taking up 2 spaces. After I park my car and walk away, I turn around and look back and admire my car with the vanity plates that reads "TOO COOL". Then I come back from shopping and there's like 15 cars surrounding my car and somebody left a dent in my car so I run on to the forums to vent my anger and tell the world how I would of taken out my "piece" if I caught them red-handed. Oh wells, time to wash my car 2 more times this week so when I speed down the highway or my neighborhood roads at 110+, people can see my shiny car in all of it's glory!