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      09-11-2011, 12:42 AM   #23
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You sir, did not instill enough values when you and her were younger.

I'd either cut her off and kick her out of the house or murder her and blame gang violence due to the people she's hanging out with. Probably the latter.
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      09-11-2011, 01:15 AM   #24
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You sir, did not instill enough values when you and her were younger.

I'd either cut her off and kick her out of the house or murder her and blame gang violence due to the people she's hanging out with. Probably the latter.
Not sure if serious... Your username indicates you're Asian enough to do this...

But if it's a Joke then.... Ha.... Ha.... Ha.....
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      09-11-2011, 03:58 AM   #25
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It's simple; put your daughter on a diet so she loses her nice white ass the black male is so attracted to.
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      09-11-2011, 04:08 AM   #26
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she obviously favors the soul pole, so not much you can do for that. and it's 2011...that's becoming socially acceptable to younger generations. just leave her alone and let her make up her own mind, whether you like it or not.

or you can just go ahead and be flagrantly racist to him. pretty sure all black people have posses and they all carry automatic weapons, so you might want to be really careful.
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      09-11-2011, 04:39 AM   #27
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Tell her to enjoy the dick but don't get pregnant... And yeah... Express as little displeasure as possible like someone else mentioned; it'll only fuel the cravings. Daddy issues are a bitch, literally.
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or you can just go ahead and be flagrantly racist to him. pretty sure all black people have posses and they all carry automatic weapons, so you might want to be really careful.
I never understood how they afford these guns
they are expensive and these are people who can't afford to feed their 4 kids
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