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      04-06-2005, 03:57 AM   #1
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Escaped prisoner

A man escapes from a prison where hes been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfation, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you."

To which the wife responds:

"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought u were cute and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it.

Be strong honey, I love you too."
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