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      12-08-2011, 09:45 AM   #1
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Joke of The Day

It has been so dead lately here...So, I thought I'd post what was sent to me this morning by a co-worker...Enjoy!

A guy goes into a post office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes.

A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls...No point in you coming in for that."
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So your interview went great huh Alfred?
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he deserves it.
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Lol very funny, V.
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It has been kinda quiet around here.
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Quiet? More like dead. Let's go bowling, guys.
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