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how I went from a S60r To 335i
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| 12-22-2011, 01:48 AM | #1 |
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how I went from a S60r To 335i
well i was sitting at home, and my girlfriend calls me and tells me to meet her at her house, i pick her up and we got on the main road and first thing i see is some guy in his Z28 Camarro speed by, im already in the left turning lane and im like lets race that douche, so i get in the right lane and follow him, finally we get up to eachother and were at a 40 mile role and that was the sweet spot on my S60R, we take off and were even for a while and i start leaving him little by little, and he just slams his brakes, but i just keep going, im doing 125+mph by now as im coming up around this turn and hill i slow down and try to take the turn and i didnt see the median in the middle and i hopped over it with my left front tire, blew that, and lost control and slammed into a curb. the airbag curtain deployed of course knowing volvos, we got the car towed home.
-good we were okay -bad fucked up my first car that i bought when i turned 16. but i was trying to sell it anyways they ended up totaling it now im sitting in my dream car that i always wanted before i got the volvo. Last edited by 07twntrbo; 12-22-2011 at 04:01 PM. |
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| 12-22-2011, 02:03 AM | #4 |
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lol you mad. But it all worked out cause you got the car you've always wanted
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| 12-22-2011, 02:17 AM | #6 |
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You should delete that first paragraph or blot out your license plates; admission to breaking the law, even online, is not something you want to have out there.
Nice cars though. Be careful with the new bimmer, it's a lot faster than your volv.
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| 12-22-2011, 04:47 AM | #9 |
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Cliff notes:
- OP picks up his girl in his Volvo, sees a nicer car passing by therefore feels his manhood is being threatened. Fail. - The corvette has no intention of racing but OP continues to speed up to 125+ mph to show what a big man he is. Fail. - OP sees police. Panicks. Hits curb. Car is totaled. Fail. |
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| 12-22-2011, 06:03 AM | #10 |
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Sounds to me like OP does not deserve to have a license.
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| 12-22-2011, 08:01 AM | #11 | |
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- OP picks up his 335i. Win! - Cops find out about OP's thread, revokes license and impounds 335i. Fail. |
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| 12-22-2011, 08:20 AM | #12 |
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You called a guy in a camaro z28 who minded his own business a douche? Ummm...this says the guy who 1) tried to street race a z28 2) wrecked his car from running from a cop 3) told the full story of his stupidity in public where it can be accessed by the authorities...
We have a winner here, folks.
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| 12-22-2011, 09:25 AM | #13 |
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is this a joke?
- you raced a camaro in your volvo with other people in the car - on a road with turns the car cant handle - your happy you totaled your car and you insurance will go up lmao whatever |
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| 12-22-2011, 09:48 AM | #15 |
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LMFAO OP is a POS. glad your okay though.
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| 12-22-2011, 10:23 AM | #16 |
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FIRE TOEZ!!!!!
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| 12-22-2011, 10:47 AM | #17 |
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I'm calling BS on the entire story. I have a hard time believing you pulled a Z28 in a Volvo, I don't care that it's "R" powered. Even harder to believe since you must have a fat cow of a GF in order for her to have a low enough self-esteem to date a douche such as yourself. Not to mention there is no way you "got away" from any cop by faking a turn signal and slamming into a curb going 60mph. You stated yourself you had to get towed. No way a cop couldnt find you or no one called it in.
Never the less, you are a tool. You make me embarassed to own the same car as you. |
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| 12-22-2011, 11:20 AM | #21 | |
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OP lucky you didn't get caught, cut the street racer shit out tho
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| 12-22-2011, 11:27 AM | #22 |
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haha wow..havent seen this one yet..and yeah op cool story...
coming on here and bragging of your illegal activities, i.e. street racing on a "main road", running from the police...etc etc..will not get you ANYWHERE. We dont care how cool you think you are because you raced a f'ing z28..people like you should have your license revoked, and car smashed into pieces in front of them. People like you make me sick because you are putting everyone else on the road at risk. Thank god no one else was hurt in this incident..who cares if you are rolling dirty like Larry Flynt for the rest of your life, serves you right. Get a life brah.
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