E90Post
 


ECS BMW
 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BMW E90/E92/E93 3-series General Forums > Regional Forums > UK > UK Off-Topic Discussions > Job vacancy



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      01-05-2012, 01:06 PM   #1
ed335d
Major General
 
ed335d's Avatar
 
Drives: E92 M3
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Surrey, UK

Posts: 6,899
iTrader: (3)

Garage List
57 e92 M3  [5.00]
2008 e92 335d  [0.00]
Job vacancy

A man went into a Job Centre in Liverpool and
saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.


The clerk pulled up the file and read "The job entails getting the
ladies ready for the gynaecologist.

You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay
them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving
foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils
so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.

The annual salary is 34,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Brighton in Sussex ".


"Righto, is that where the job is ?" asked the man.






She answered, "No sir, that's where the end of the queue is".
__________________
E92 M3, Jerez Black, Fox Red Novillo, 19'' M Double Spoke, folding mirrors, lumbar support, front seat heating, PDC, USB, DAB, EDC, Bluetooth, Logic 7, High Gloss Shadowline, big smile

Last edited by ed335d; 01-05-2012 at 06:56 PM.
ed335d is offline   United Kingdom
0
Reply With Quote
      01-05-2012, 03:39 PM   #2
rich1068
has left the building
 
Drives: F30 330d M Sport
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: UK

Posts: 3,363
iTrader: (0)

Very good.
rich1068 is offline   United Kingdom
0
Reply With Quote
      01-05-2012, 03:51 PM   #3
willhollin
Major General
 
willhollin's Avatar
 
Drives: VW T5
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Worcestershire

Posts: 9,914
iTrader: (1)

Garage List
__________________
willhollin is offline   England
0
Reply With Quote
      01-05-2012, 04:10 PM   #4
Boyd1963
Major
 
Boyd1963's Avatar
 
Drives: 2011 320d e92
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Bournemouth

Posts: 1,301
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Sep 2011 E92  [0.00]
Excellent
Boyd1963 is offline   United Kingdom
0
Reply With Quote
      01-05-2012, 06:38 PM   #5
zltm089
Major General
 
zltm089's Avatar
 
Drives: 335i SE Coupe Space Grey
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: LONDON

Posts: 7,373
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 BMW 335i  [5.00]
good!!!!......

fuckin hell, it does sound like a good job tho!!!...
__________________

Current Car: E92 335i SE Dream Cars: AMG SL65 Black,GallardoSuperleggera, GTR 2012, Agera R, F430 Scuderia, DBS, EVO X FQ400, Lexus LFA, F10 M5, M4, GT3 RS4.0, Ferrari 458, Ferrari F12, R8 V10 plus, Jaguar F Type V8, Lamborghini LP700-4 Aventador, Chevrolet Camaro ZL1, C63 AMG Coupe Black, Vanquish 2012, Laferrari, GT3 991, McLaren 650s.
zltm089 is offline   United Kingdom
0
Reply With Quote
      01-06-2012, 04:03 AM   #6
c-hri-s
Second Lieutenant
 
Drives: 2012 F10 535d M Sport
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: United Kingdom

Posts: 298
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by zltm089 View Post
good!!!!......

fuckin hell, it does sound like a good job tho!!!...
I refer you to this: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=630137 (NSFW). Rather you than me on that one ;-)
__________________
2012 F10 535d M Sport, Titanium Silver, Black Dakota Leather, Piano Black Trim, 19" 351M, Sport Automatic Transmission, Reversing Assist Camera, Powered Boot Lid, Soft Close Doors, Folding/dimming mirrors, Elec. fr seats, Surround View, Heads-up display, BMW Business Speakers, M rear spoiler, Sun protection glass, Visibility pack, Media Package Pro
c-hri-s is offline   United Kingdom
0
Reply With Quote
      01-07-2012, 12:23 PM   #7
zltm089
Major General
 
zltm089's Avatar
 
Drives: 335i SE Coupe Space Grey
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: LONDON

Posts: 7,373
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 BMW 335i  [5.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by dodgy View Post
I refer you to this: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=630137 (NSFW). Rather you than me on that one ;-)

I can't do that to Will...
__________________

Current Car: E92 335i SE Dream Cars: AMG SL65 Black,GallardoSuperleggera, GTR 2012, Agera R, F430 Scuderia, DBS, EVO X FQ400, Lexus LFA, F10 M5, M4, GT3 RS4.0, Ferrari 458, Ferrari F12, R8 V10 plus, Jaguar F Type V8, Lamborghini LP700-4 Aventador, Chevrolet Camaro ZL1, C63 AMG Coupe Black, Vanquish 2012, Laferrari, GT3 991, McLaren 650s.
zltm089 is offline   United Kingdom
0
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:51 AM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST